“Best. Funeral. Ever.”

Family bonding time!

“Can I see a dinosaur? Can I please see a dinosaur?”

futterman or futureman?

“I’m just glad you didn’t move to Beverly Hills and bring home a Kardashian.”

dream big. stay real.

“The game is afoot!”

Banister Crumblebench. Benadryl Cabbagepatch. Bnehdgehfge Cuffbfemgm?

“You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.”

it girl, drama queen, lonely boy, playboy, golden boy.

“You should wash your hands, you detty pig!”

educate yourself.

“'Translucent' doesn't even mean 'invisible,' it means 'semi-transparent.'“

Never meet your heroes.

“Touch these chips, and I’m coming for your eyes.”

watch out world.

“I’m not a ‘maybe’. I’m The One.”

penn badgley somehow made stalking look attractive?

“I don’t lose things. I put things in places that later allude me.”

i know you know.

“Hello, Newman.”

A self-proclaimed show about nothing.

“Dear diary, go f*ck yourself.”

mind blowing.

“Does she seem sadder than usual or is it just the sweater?”

Desert Island All-Time Top Five Most Memorable Heartbreaks.

“Only kids can get into Narnia.”

omega.

“Every time I feel good, I think it’ll last forever, but it doesn’t.”

feel something.

“Loyalty trumps victory, compa.”

inside ruby vs outside ruben?

“It’s so hard to have to try so hard all the time".

ben platt 2020.

“The mind can be solved.”

popcorn problems.

“This is the Way.”

Bounty hunters and parenting- in space!

"Nerd today, boss tomorrow.”

loser into drug lord.